I feel like I’ve been on this Megabus for a decade. I have grown older and wiser on this Megabus. I have given up on childish aspirations on this Megabus.
I’m beginning to have strange thoughts, like “I wish I had some Madonna saved offline in Spotify” and “why don’t I have more dicks to suck in DC?” I guess those aren’t necessarily strange as much as they are embarrassing. I’m not high enough for this.